CONKER's BAD FUR DAY - N64 Nintendo/Rare
Great Mighty Poo's Overture


- First Movement -

"I am the Great Mighty Poo,
and I'm going to throw my shit at you.
A huge supply of tish, 
come from my chocolate starfish,
how about some scat you little twat ?


- Second Movement -

Do you really think you'll survive in here ?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear,
how d'you think I keep this lovely grin ?


- Interlude -

Have some more caviare [laughs]


- Third Movement -

Now I'm really getting rather mad,
You're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut.
When I've knocked you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt.


- 2nd Interlude -

Conker: Your butt?

Great Mighty Poo: My butt!

Conker: Your butt!?

Great Mighty Poo: That's right, my butt!

Conker: Errr.

Great Might Poo: My butt!

Conker: Errr!

Great Mighty Poo: My buuuuuuutt!


- Conclusion (Requiem) -

Ah! You cursed squirrel!  Look what you've done.
I'm flushing! I'm flushing!
Oh what a world, what a world.
Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you
could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess.
I'm going!  Aahh...No!

Conker: [Laughs] Now that's what I call a bowel movement."